"You may call it supplementing company cashflow ... I call it taking in laundry."
"You live in south west Calgary?!! How'd you ever get downtown?"
"You idiot ... we were supposed to be inside before you yelled 'hands-up'!"
"What with the sky-lab scare, the fears over the DC 10s something just snapped with Sydney"
"What makes you think I need a breath test?"
"We have a hot one ... the entire band from Poohawkitt, Iowa, fell into a pot hole during the parade."
"We believe we've made a technological breakthrough that could save the co. millions."
[Unprofitable crown corporations eject the Canadian National Railway from their club.]
"Turn this plane around and head for Vancouver."
"Try Italian ..."