[Hitchhikers numerous as airlines dispute discount fares.]
"Home of the whopper."
"How was I to know the dollar would fall so fast... Just stop carping and keep polling, Alice"
"I assure you, madam, they do not come from Canada."
"I had no idea the airlines are hurting this badly."
"I know the stampede figures are down ... but look on the bright side, they're going to pave 7 Ave some day and they are working on the pothole problem ... etc."
"I must agree, gentlemen, that these are noble ambitions, but fraught with danger. We would be embarking on a perilous journey...in short, gentlemen, establishing a dangerous precedent."
"I sentence you to six months of driving on Calgary streets."
"I think it's a Japanese car in disguise."
"If a pothole is too big in this city, we find it cheaper to build a bridge over it!"