"If god had meant us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Air Canada"
"If God meant you to fly, Sidney...He'd charge two dollars a gallon."
"If we wait and do the sporting thing and take him on the wing we may be in for a long wait."
"I'm just winging it, but I think it's the Fifth Avenue syndrome."
"Is American syndrome... is called keeping ahead of the Joneskis."
[Israel and Egypt in arms race.]
"It may be the answer to the eco-socio problem ... but it's not me!"
"It was in the fine print of the contract!"
"It's a horribly huge monster ... it swallowed the family Malibu whole!"
"It's a low-mileage unit ... driven by a sweet, little old premier!"