"You may call it supplementing company cashflow ... I call it taking in laundry."
"You live in south west Calgary?!! How'd you ever get downtown?"
"You late, dey jist gave country back to us."
"You know, lad, it wasn't too long ago that this whole area was literally covered with these rigs."
"You know what really bugs me ... 30 years from now they'll be calling this the good old days."
"You just had to present him with that damned haggis!"
"You idiot ... we were supposed to be inside before you yelled 'hands-up'!"
"You have a good memory -- every two years."
"You got to what!"
"You gave me quite a turn, Martha...for a moment I thought it was your brother dropping in for lunch."