"I assure you, madam, they do not come from Canada."
"I had no idea the airlines are hurting this badly."
"I know the stampede figures are down ... but look on the bright side, they're going to pave 7 Ave some day and they are working on the pothole problem ... etc."
"I must agree, gentlemen, that these are noble ambitions, but fraught with danger. We would be embarking on a perilous journey...in short, gentlemen, establishing a dangerous precedent."
"I sentence you to six months of driving on Calgary streets."
"I think it's a Japanese car in disguise."
"I'm just winging it, but I think it's the Fifth Avenue syndrome."
"If God meant you to fly, Sidney...He'd charge two dollars a gallon."
"If a pothole is too big in this city, we find it cheaper to build a bridge over it!"
"If god had meant us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Air Canada"